Random Thoughts

When somebody doesn’t know how to use a simple traffic circle.  If you’re IN the traffic circle you do not STOP to let somebody else in.

Shut. Up.

Make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls
If that’s something you’re into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don’t
Just follow your arrow
Wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow
Wherever it points

- “Follow Your Arrow”, Kacey Musgraves

When I beat the original ETA on my GPS.

My sister-in-law sent me a video of my niece doing something ridiculously cute.

Don’t ever try to steal my thunder.  I will cut a bitch.

I’ve come to realize that my dog is the canine equivalent of a crazy, clingy girlfriend. I was home sick from work today so we spent all day cuddling. Now she’s all up in my personal space on the bed. Most dogs are like this. The reason it’s endearing in dogs and annoying in a partner? Dogs can’t talk.

Why have I never seen the show Girl Code on MTV before?! This is GOLD!

When bitches be trippin, I’m just like…

(via iraffiruse)